Sorry it took me so long guys. The new kid takes a while to catch on. I stared at the back of his head for weeks! After waiting all that time I finally just wedged my way out of the picture and waddled towards the outside door in the post office.
To my dismay it was raining so I walked back to the new guy and he finally noticed me when I crawled onto his lap. He was scared at first but when he realized it was me he felt bad that he hadn't found me and tried to show me a good time around the office.
He had me sit on his desk and listen to some music which was kind of fun but I was looking to live dangerously today so I asked him if there was anything more "life on the edge" we could do. He told me he had something cool I could try that was very dangerous and then told me to back off his snacks. He's so protective of his food...don't tell him but I think he eats too often to be a human. He may be a pumpkin boy. Anyways, ONWARD to our next adventure!
Now this is more like it! Ah, the thrill of being alive! Am I going to be cut in two? Am I the next pumpkin pie?
As the cutter was dropping the new guy pulled me out and saved me. He's not so bad. We hung out in the break room for a while and chatted about life, the universe, and God's plan for us. It got really deep, really quick...
so now I'm off to my next destination. Wish me luck as hopefully this next gal finds me quicker than Micah did.
Till next time,
Wyatt (the daredevil pumpkin)
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