Always Did Like The Carpenters

Whew, I finally got out of that sauna! Don't get me wrong; my mustache and unibrow have never looked more stunning. That's the magic of a spa for you.

But I felt like stretching my pumpkin legs, so I took off for bigger and more roomy spaces. My current roost gives me a great view of all the goings-on in this place, plus I'm in earshot of one of the finest example of 1990s technology. Makes me even more nostalgic...

My New Neighbor...is moved in.

My new neighbor, Gary, is an envelope printer. The rumor of his coming was filled with warnings of how noisy he could be, however I am proud to report that Gary has not measured up to the hype. He is fairly calm and hasn't thrown too many wild parties. We enjoy the same kind of music and agree that Smashing Pumpkins was the worst band ever. Remember those guys?

#WyattSelfie

It seems you are having trouble finding me. I been here over a month. I'm sending a picture so you can remember what I look like. Open some drawers and search some panels...I'm still waiting for you.