Out of Office

I was out of the office for awhile. The new girl introduced me to a new section of the building where you all work - at least that is what you call it. <wink, wink> I really thought I may be on an adventure vacation. I was quite pleased with the prospect of letting my hair down, but I learned quite quickly that this was no walk in the park. I soon found myself hanging from the back of your picture boxes starring off into a wall of grey. Thank goodness I have been found. I did not wish to fall and bruise any of my stunning orange skin. My new hiding spot reminds of the beach. I must try out a swimsuit sometime. I do declare that my self-tanner bod could turn heads. I am looking out onto a tan surface, reminds me of sand. And, from time to time things heat up here and I need some lotion so my cheeks don't burn. I am much more attractive orange than brown. Am I right, ladies? While at the beach I would like to be sipping little beverages with umbrellas in them but instead I am learning a valuable lesson - seems some grown-ups do not wish to grow up. You humans, with your two eyes, are quite peculiar indeed. Here's to being found before my tan lines start showing.

Hello Long Lost Friends

Well, I can already tell you that I am not fond of this new gal. I have been hanging on for dear life in this air vent for a couple months now. I mean, she seems nice, but I have seen her look up at me several times and it’s almost like I can hear her saying, “oh, I will get up there and get him later.” And to make matters worse, it’s pumpkin season! She even had the nerve to bring in a pumpkin spiced coffee the other day and drink it right below me. I’m hoping over time we can become better friends, but right now, I would rather be far away from her.

I must admit though, this new change of living isn’t entirely much better. It is kind of lonely. I only hear and see people occasionally and there is this constant annoying noise that I have to listen to daily. I really hope I am not in this place as long as I was up above “that” one gal's office. Somebody, ANYBODY, find me!