A Calculated Move

Wow! That new copyeditor you have sure isn't very perceptive. I hung out in her bookshelf for so long that I think my unibrow is permanently flattened. Maybe my new host will have a comb and can fluff me out.

It was a calculated move on my part. I enjoy the security I feel under World Gospel Mission, especially with all these presidential transitions happening everywhere I turn. Who would have thought the entire country and WGM would be going through leadership changes at the same time.

Well, happy hunting, friends! Knock on wood I'm found a little quicker this time around.

Could someone please get me out of this cramped space! I feel squished and not at all "top shelf" in this location. I can see everyone as they walk by to get their copies, but no one is paying attention to me. Help!